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Good Demotivational Poster


IT IS FRIDAY - Oh yeah, let the good times roll !




BEST MATES -


TAGS: only for a good friend
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

Pikeman - June 29, 2013, 7:29 pm, #247141
A wood chipper and a river work better.
greenejc - June 7, 2013, 4:07 am, #246382
A really best friend has land and a backhoe.


GOT MEAD - It does a Viking good ...




AGGY'S STOUT CAKE -


TAGS: aggy s old family recipe guinness is good food
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

FatherTyme - March 12, 2011, 3:43 pm, #214095
Almost spilled mah Guiness reading this, simply awesome. Refreshicate? Webster's Dicshonary better make room for another. Awesome has yet another flavor, its called Iceman :)
Mongo - April 27, 2010, 10:23 am, #173723
Still laughing.......
jevita - April 27, 2010, 10:18 am, #173722
this is funny
ICEMAN - April 27, 2010, 12:15 am, #173709
Reachin' a bit there, aren't we Jake? ;)
R.S.Jake - April 26, 2010, 10:54 am, #173617
I'm just curious as to when Ike Turner showed up. That was not mentioned in the recipe.
boeweizer - April 25, 2010, 5:57 am, #173423
theres a thin line between knowing what ladies like and g**, mainly whether or not u love the ****
ICEMAN - April 25, 2010, 1:11 am, #173316
Well, certain parts of it. ;)
ICEMAN - April 25, 2010, 1:10 am, #173315
Thanks guys. This is perhaps my favorite recipe.
agdaniele - April 25, 2010, 1:06 am, #173314
I frickin' love it!!!!
Cubbybear - April 25, 2010, 1:04 am, #173313
That cream cheese icing looks so good...5/5 hey..I'm a cook...not g**!


REMEMBER - ALL THE TIMES YOU FOUGHT WITH YOUR MOM ABOUT TAKING A NAP ? IDIOT


TAGS: naps are good
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Airman

GaryO - August 10, 2012, 11:45 pm, #238287
amen, Airman, amen
twill1962 - August 10, 2012, 7:37 pm, #238281
They forgot the femto-nap; the 1-2 second naps you take while driving!
Sho - August 10, 2012, 1:48 pm, #238261
I never was a day time sleeper. Kinda regret it now. 5L


HOW TO WRITE GOOD -


TAGS: poster rules write good
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

house - July 13, 2011, 5:42 pm, #221347
5L V, thats gold
mariand - July 13, 2011, 4:43 pm, #221344
hahaha... this is a test? LOL
roostertree - July 12, 2011, 11:32 pm, #221329
No OP doesn't mean that. "How to Write Good" is already incorrect (the correct way would be "How to Write Well").
ICEMAN - July 9, 2011, 12:12 am, #221186
Don't you mean "How to Write More Gooder"?


Unknown Englsih Soldier -


TAGS: war respect good soldiers hammy
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Greybeard - May 26, 2014, 4:15 am, #255024
Stunning. 5L & favorited.
Reality Lord - June 19, 2013, 4:48 pm, #246819

wow
lgvernon - June 19, 2013, 12:43 am, #246786

5LLLLLs and faved~


THE WINGMAN -


TAGS: a good wingman is crucial
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Airman

Sean - April 2, 2011, 9:26 pm, #215664
the right word, the a**urance of a quick and, presumably, painless death. Not so the Noble Wingman. His torment is accompaniedby no such considerations.
Sean - April 2, 2011, 9:25 pm, #215663
The soldier who unflinchingly throw himself upon a live grenade so as to shield his imperilled comrades is, by the very exigency of circumstance, denied the opportunity to reflect upon said heroic act, and comforted somewhat, should "comfort" be the ...
Titanpb - March 31, 2011, 12:56 am, #215550
pull the trigger


TECHONOLOGY EVOLUTION - Gangsta version.


TAGS: evolution isn t always good
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by almarpa

nicholsjoshua15 - March 2, 2013, 9:14 pm, #243990
I have fired an MP5, although it was at a place that let you handle full auto weapons under the eyes of an instructor for a price. The 40 Cal would probably have too much recoil. Also the MP5 is the best Zombie killer.
fascistfrenchman - December 18, 2010, 6:54 am, #207434
So, higher numbers make it more advanced? As a traditionalist, I prefer the 40.
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 10:30 pm, #207410
I am having trouble getting comments into Pats Place. anybody else want to vent?
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 1:04 pm, #207369
I have used the mp5. it is sweet, can go rapid fire into a card sized object from 15-20 yrds and empty the clip without a miss. I heard there was a .40 cal version made. would love to try it. Alas, I am no longer in the position to handle the fun stuff
motinet - December 17, 2010, 12:45 pm, #207367

I prefer an AK :)


BALANCE -


TAGS: need good woman humor
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

spypengen - April 8, 2012, 11:31 pm, #232961
and a fat ugly chick
lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 7:49 pm, #232690

Of course!~~
Reality Lord - April 3, 2012, 7:02 pm, #232687

guilt kickin in vern. darhlin could i ask you to drop it in the other place plzzzzzzzzzzzz
lgvernon - April 3, 2012, 6:35 pm, #232685

Steal away, RL!!!~~
Reality Lord - April 3, 2012, 6:33 pm, #232682

vern love the pic. permission to steal it or would you care dropping by my site?


GELATINOUS CUBE - Because Hugging Big, Squishy Things Is Not Always A Good Idea...




LOVE IS LIKE -


TAGS: it feels good liquid
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

BoneCD - June 17, 2013, 8:09 pm, #246709
Lets just say... only when you're in jail.
calvin5040 - February 10, 2013, 10:32 pm, #243362
ELVIS??????


REMINISCING -




OUT OF BAIT -


TAGS: life is good
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Airman

GreyScorpion - June 29, 2010, 6:36 pm, #182473
you bin talkin to ol' Boudreaux. 5 Ok bijou? ya, it's OK by me
forseti - June 29, 2010, 6:07 pm, #182460
RL already posted for me, thx! 5 snakes
Reality Lord - June 29, 2010, 1:32 pm, #182438

funny joke...luv'd it
Reality Lord - June 29, 2010, 1:32 pm, #182437

funny joke...luv'd it


GENIUS - Finding solutions to problems that you are just too dumb to come up with yourself


TAGS: good idea
Rating: 4.54/5

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forseti - November 25, 2010, 6:28 pm, #203962
Seems to be the idea of a woman. There is not a single "real" beer in the fridge. And men would just have laid the bottles side by side. The deeper they lay, the colder they are. But women need some space next to the bottles for lowfat quark etc...


GOOD FRIENDS - Don't let you do stupid stuff, alone ...


TAGS: good friends stupid stuff alone
Rating: 4.44/5

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twill1962 - July 16, 2012, 10:48 pm, #237351
When I saw the woman's glare, I laughed so hard that Coca Cola came out of my nose!


GOOD COFFEE - Is allot like a good woman. Rich, hot and can keep you up all night long ...


TAGS: good coffee like woman
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Budog

GaryO - March 2, 2013, 12:08 am, #243969
Been a year and a half, zoom……it just may be safe now, but thanks for takin’ your turn on the wall. A h** one will come along soon enough.
zoomer296 - March 1, 2013, 10:32 pm, #243964
hw do U lke ths grmr nzi? (Now quit bothering people.)
Budog - August 2, 2011, 5:12 am, #222330
Who let the grammar Nazi loose?
the1stCOMMI3 - August 1, 2011, 2:48 am, #222286
don't forget, the common motifaker doesn't give a sh*t
Dogsbody - July 31, 2011, 11:35 pm, #222276
3. to a**ign as a portion; set apart; dedicate. A lot of morons don't know how to use the phrase "a lot".
Dogsbody - July 31, 2011, 11:33 pm, #222275
allot–verb (used with object), -lot·ted, -lot·ting. 1. to divide or distribute by share or portion; distribute or parcel out; apportion: to allot the available farmland among the settlers. 2. to appropriate for a special purpose: to allot money for a park
Budog - July 29, 2011, 5:12 pm, #222132
Don't forget instant, though it isn't the best, or something you would serve to guests it is good for a quicky on the go...
irundeepenough - July 29, 2011, 11:45 am, #222110
Ground up.
440wakeup - July 28, 2011, 11:16 pm, #222072
Or too black and bitter...


Lawful Good -


TAGS: fuzz dungeons amp dragons lawful good
Rating: 2.4/5

More motifakes by Malkavian

TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 3:27 pm, #97085
Simon Pegg is funny. You sir are not!
HITMAN!219 - July 19, 2009, 2:55 pm, #97079
Its all for the GREATER GOOD THE GREATER GOOD
Roger Ebert - December 2, 2008, 11:59 am, #41337
How did this pile of ****e get greenlit?
bhaalgorn - December 2, 2008, 11:32 am, #41331
"what made you want to become a police man officer?" sweet someone played along :D
james matthis - December 2, 2008, 10:54 am, #41327
"officer"
bhaalgorn - December 2, 2008, 10:33 am, #41324
"what made you want to become a police man?"
TigerKid - September 30, 2008, 11:29 am, #24487
"I wanna do what you do. You DO DO what I DO!"
God - September 27, 2008, 7:03 pm, #23817
Tube Steak. You're quite possibly the biggest douchebag in the world. The "ph"ail thing is stupid.
Tube Steak - September 27, 2008, 6:46 pm, #23805
PHAIL... but it was a kick a** movie.
Tom Weaver - June 18, 2008, 4:23 pm, #6225
If we don't come down hard on these clowns, we are going to be up to our *balls* in jugglers!


I WONDER WHY -




INSIDE JOKE -




THE OPTIMIST -


TAGS: the good life
Rating: 4.82/5

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A FOOLISH MAN - Tells a woman to stop talking. A wise man tells her how beautiful she is when she is quiet.


TAGS: make her feel good
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by spanko1

holymoly - January 26, 2012, 5:22 pm, #228178
Great poster Spanko... even better advice.. I need to remember this one...
suzieq - January 26, 2012, 2:50 pm, #228170
careful thogh, when she's too quiet, she's probably up to something that will cost you lol good post


BACON VODKA - You gotta admit: it will go great with your morning screwdriver.


TAGS: bacon vodka tastes d*** good
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by TokinFire

twill1962 - June 12, 2012, 11:55 am, #236202
Bacon sandwiches have been found to actually CURE hangovers. So, bacon vodka = no hangover? 5L.
pzykosiz - June 3, 2010, 10:50 pm, #178982
i hear that. 5L's


ALONE -




ACCOUNTABILITY -


TAGS: wording might be bad but the meters good
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

spacedog - November 9, 2010, 5:50 pm, #202123
Nice.


MY DOG STAY -


TAGS: good dog liquid
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

kimzter - July 8, 2011, 12:42 am, #221115
LOL I put it on desktop so my wife will see it in the morning It's that good so i fived it too


NOSTALGIA -


TAGS: good old days
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by spacedog

BOSSthefurry - November 24, 2011, 9:18 am, #226126
d*** I was born to late. -__-
Cubbybear - October 13, 2010, 11:08 pm, #198213
I did get in trouble when I tied the neighbor kid to a tree once. That's because I went home for lunch. 5/5
agdaniele - October 13, 2010, 9:28 pm, #198195
Classic!!!


MUSLIM SWIMWEAR -


TAGS: good odds wife drowning allah muslim
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Viper - May 25, 2010, 8:59 pm, #177726
phukking retarded is what that is
me4891 - September 28, 2009, 5:54 pm, #122446
SPF one million


LAWFUL GOOD - It's Lawfully Awesome


TAGS: lawful good knight awesome
Rating: 2.23/5

More motifakes by HeadHunter

Jas - June 19, 2009, 12:03 am, #88175
Because the vendor discounts are worth it.
Kragtast - September 27, 2008, 11:41 pm, #23879
Your wrong, ask any DM and they will say the "awesome" is reserved for Chaotic, Nuetral, and Evil alignments.


GUINNESS -


TAGS: squirrel nutty good head cascade sweat
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Cubbybear - July 12, 2010, 12:51 am, #184184
I like the sediments on the bottom
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 12:17 am, #184157
...usually.


THE PERFECT STORM - has arrived


TAGS: pies and clowns not a good combo
Rating: 4.07/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - February 3, 2010, 6:19 pm, #156002
I thinks the large rack threw you off. Thx Sean
Sean - February 3, 2010, 4:49 pm, #155966
I had this pic on my computer for over a year and I couldn't think of a worthy poster. But you have, Airman. Nice touch.
GreyScorpion - February 1, 2010, 7:17 pm, #155628
Oh this is gonna be good!! 5 pie fights


FACING THE WORLD -


TAGS: sleep morning tired good wake
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

maoworks2 - November 27, 2011, 10:21 am, #226200
MAN That Hit's The Spot


FRYING BACON -


TAGS: frying bacon good reason clothes
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Ism

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 1, 2014, 2:43 pm, #253997
After a while, the h** oil splashes callous over and you don't feel it when it happens again.
GaryO - May 26, 2013, 9:45 pm, #246037
*and.....and typing...with yer keyboard in yer lap
GaryO - May 26, 2013, 9:43 pm, #246036
that snd welding
vlad9885 - May 26, 2013, 5:49 pm, #246034
You put clothes on for that?


MR. ET - Be Good. FOOL!


TAGS: et mr t good fool wtf
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by Grim R@per

Pacifist - October 28, 2009, 4:29 pm, #131546
You tell It mr.et


CHOICE -


TAGS: choice better bad forced good
Rating: 4.8/5

More motifakes by Rick69

gas - January 26, 2012, 2:18 pm, #228163
That remembers me an episode of Breaking Bad: "I accept who I am. I'm the bad guy". 5L!


DEATH -


TAGS: live your life well be remembered for doing good
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by rerun

steve1961 - August 13, 2012, 12:31 am, #238358
I've carved my name on many people's hearts...that reminds me-note to self-pick up new butcher knife...
spacedog - August 12, 2010, 7:29 pm, #189089
Beautiful! 5L
Chompers - August 12, 2010, 2:09 pm, #189042
I feel motivated, what the hell?
GreyScorpion - August 12, 2010, 2:06 pm, #189040
I'll carve my name on her heart....right after she watches me hold it in the palm of my hand...and it beats for the last time....5L
Faceplant31 - August 12, 2010, 2:00 pm, #189035
Powerful rerun. 5L


THE WEEKEND IS HERE - Carry On


TAGS: make it a good one
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Airman

agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 2:34 am, #179969
Niiiiice


CONSIDERATION -




CHRISTMAS GREETINGS -


TAGS: merry christmas to all and to all a good night
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 12:28 am, #148132
Take care, Canada
GreyScorpion - December 26, 2009, 12:27 am, #148131
been to Winnipig. got pickled in a pickle factory there.
CANADA - December 26, 2009, 12:25 am, #148130
merry christmas. see ya guys later
CANADA - December 26, 2009, 12:23 am, #148129
i go to the u of m in manitoba. its in winnipeg
GreyScorpion - December 26, 2009, 12:20 am, #148128
MN
GreyScorpion - December 26, 2009, 12:19 am, #148127
and Random, when did you go for mickeys sister? noonish?
CANADA - December 26, 2009, 12:18 am, #148126
like manitoba? or some other u of m
CANADA - December 26, 2009, 12:17 am, #148124
nothing but trees and great fishing out here! gota love outdoor sports to stay sane out here. no beer, no TV make CANADA go crazy!
MrRandom - December 26, 2009, 12:17 am, #148123
So the first thing I took out of my stocking from my parents this morning was a mickey of White Tequila. I love my parents.
GreyScorpion - December 26, 2009, 12:16 am, #148122
@CANADA I went to the U of M too
agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 12:16 am, #148121
LOL
CANADA - December 26, 2009, 12:15 am, #148120
LMAO!
MrRandom - December 26, 2009, 12:15 am, #148119
Crank based would be my guess.
agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 12:14 am, #148118
Steam-powered modem?
GreyScorpion - December 26, 2009, 12:14 am, #148117
hey, you have the International Gardens, and Minot
agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 12:13 am, #148116
Go easy on Random... he's a menschy guy!
CANADA - December 26, 2009, 12:13 am, #148115
no, east. almost on the ontario border
CANADA - December 26, 2009, 12:12 am, #148114
LMAO! i went home for the holidays. my parrent life to far out of town to get high speed
MrRandom - December 26, 2009, 12:12 am, #148113
Probably not Regina, probably just moved a tiny bit westward. Not like theres much in Manitoba besides Winnipeg.
agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 12:11 am, #148112
LMFAO!!!! You didn't tell me that you moved to Regina!
GreyScorpion - December 26, 2009, 12:10 am, #148111
Random..Merry Christmas1...suck this(.)(.)
MrRandom - December 26, 2009, 12:09 am, #148110
Suck up.
GreyScorpion - December 26, 2009, 12:08 am, #148109
like I said, how do you choose that?..Mr M was a clear winner ;)
CANADA - December 26, 2009, 12:07 am, #148108
great poster aggy! it only took me 5 minutes to load it on dial up!
agdaniele - December 26, 2009, 12:05 am, #148107
Yeah, I got it! LOL I cringed at the thought of that "of the year" stuff... I was concerned it'd create discord.
GreyScorpion - December 26, 2009, 12:03 am, #148104
got that joke did ya?..guess you saw my choice for Mod of the year too :)
GreyScorpion - December 25, 2009, 12:11 pm, #148004
Mary Christmas, Aggy
R.S.Jake - December 25, 2009, 10:47 am, #147999
Merry Christmas everyone! 5 wreaths!
Cubbybear - December 25, 2009, 2:22 am, #147989
Merry Christmas agdaniele,5/5
spacedog - December 25, 2009, 12:42 am, #147979
Very nice, agdaniele. 5 merry hohos.
MrRandom - December 25, 2009, 12:41 am, #147978
Four beers is probably putting it lightly


HAMMERTIME -


TAGS: happy good friday
Rating: 4.04/5

More motifakes by Airman

coldinjected - April 26, 2011, 11:38 am, #217368
Couldn't fit the picture better. Great work Airman!!
tellitlikeitis - April 25, 2011, 3:00 pm, #217276
There's way too much freedom of speech or thought on this site. Shame.
newkevind51 - April 25, 2011, 9:39 am, #217262
kill him
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 24, 2011, 11:00 am, #217198
Because it was racist.....there is a clear rule against racism here and none about religion. End of discussion.
marlygirl - April 23, 2011, 5:28 pm, #217158
Funny. 5L... but how did my "haji" poster get deleted? Hmmmmmmmmmm
Sean - April 23, 2011, 3:35 pm, #217156
Just who do you imagine is saying "Stop!"?
Master - April 23, 2011, 1:44 pm, #217149
"Stop!" won't work: Evil people never stop. When he returns, he will think he made a wrong turn somewhere!
GySgt1811 - April 23, 2011, 12:44 pm, #217145
Forget the ice. Waste of effort.
Waylander - April 23, 2011, 1:25 am, #217137
GySgt has the Old Bushmills covered, so I'll bring the ice and the tumblers. Keep your tickets handy Ser's.
WTFO - April 22, 2011, 11:15 pm, #217134
Amazingly, messed up dude! I hear he'll come back once he can't use his hand as a whistle anymore. (Kinison) 5 God-fearling lions, bud.
GySgt1811 - April 22, 2011, 6:11 pm, #217110
I've always heard, "Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company." I'll bring the Bushmills.
Airman - April 22, 2011, 5:24 pm, #217107
well, it's good to see I will have some company in hell! bring your clubs
TheOne - April 22, 2011, 5:22 pm, #217106
YES! YES! YES!
crankyhead - April 22, 2011, 4:54 pm, #217105
5pectacular
Faceplant31 - April 22, 2011, 4:23 pm, #217100
Amazing!5L


JAPAN 11-03-2011 -


TAGS: earhquake tsunami good luck our thoughts with you
Rating: 4.6/5

More motifakes by steph1

rerun - March 18, 2011, 7:36 am, #214576

STOP. NOW. END OF DISCUSSION. One more word from RRH on this and see the hand
RedRightHand - March 18, 2011, 6:00 am, #214572
I'll talk about anything you want. Yes, the comment was in poor taste. It happens - I've read the side. But you might want to re=-read your history on Japanese agression in the 20th century - check out ra** of Nanking, for example, then talk to me
GySgt1811 - March 14, 2011, 4:41 pm, #214228
I remembered, and also remembered it was irrelevant. All prayers and material help to our friends, the Sons of Nippon.
crankyhead - March 14, 2011, 3:12 pm, #214214
Wow, a geriatric troll... now i've seen everything.
voodoo3535 - March 14, 2011, 10:28 am, #214193
Douche.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 13, 2011, 10:31 pm, #214179
Don't bring up **** from 60 years ago. We don't strive for drama here. and believe it or not we have members that weren't on the allied side. (and some that joined in a little late...you wanna talk about that?...I didn't think so)
RedRightHand - March 13, 2011, 10:26 pm, #214178
Remember Pearl Harbor now?
TwistedNinjaPirate - March 11, 2011, 11:35 pm, #214063
Prayers to the land of the rising sun and the islands of paradise
culos - March 11, 2011, 3:21 pm, #214046
Amen


IRISH BREAKFAST - Even Little Antonio Kwows Exactly How A Successful Schoolday Starts


TAGS: guinness is good for you and one a day keeps the doctor away
Rating: 4.12/5

More motifakes by forseti

forseti - April 5, 2010, 6:25 pm, #169835
Saw yours 5 min ago. Mine is much better! :P
rerun - April 5, 2010, 12:24 pm, #169749

nice take on an older pic.
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 2:29 am, #169686
Good night Aggy. Got to wake up for work tomorrow. See ya.
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 2:24 am, #169683
Indeed.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 2:16 am, #169681
Point well taken. But, in good company, if I do say so myself.
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 2:09 am, #169678
Ummmm, culos, cubby, mustyk, sean, agdaniele,(wait, what?) etc, etc, etc.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 2:05 am, #169676
Naturally. Who would?
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 2:03 am, #169675
I'm not sure I want to.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 2:01 am, #169674
LMAO! Ain't you heard?
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 2:00 am, #169673
Weenie.
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 1:59 am, #169672
LOL!!! I know where you're going with that! No, I won't be.
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 1:58 am, #169671
Yeahbut?????? Will you still be in the country?
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 1:56 am, #169670
LMAO! Not until I see a subpoena and a blood test!
ICEMAN - April 5, 2010, 1:54 am, #169669
Is this kid related to you Aggy?


GOOD VS EVIL - Are you ready for some Star Wars? All my Wookie friends are comin' over toniiiiiight!!!


TAGS: september challenge good vs evil football
Rating: 3.85/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

agdaniele - September 24, 2009, 7:59 pm, #121449
5NFL's!
_dog - September 24, 2009, 5:30 pm, #121412
Nice.
Player_Meyer - September 24, 2009, 4:33 pm, #121395
4L Starwars meh...


MEMORIES -




EDWARD CULLEN - Can't even compare to this amount of swag.




BALANCE -


TAGS: good evil sweet sour
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 1:50 pm, #226595
Man, that blue-eyed side is some scary ****!


BIRTHDAYS -


TAGS: birthday calendar death good evil
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by caveman

mariand - November 14, 2011, 7:23 am, #225788
I try to be a realist... every day it's a Bday!!!


GOOD PARENTING - Nice to know it still exists somewhere


TAGS: good parenting
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by Etherpirate

4Real - March 24, 2009, 1:12 pm, #67551
Realy great! lesson of life.
Elwood - November 29, 2008, 5:44 am, #40493
That terrific mom should have her likeness on Mt. Rushmore. Nice to know she loves her son THAT much.
Dude - September 3, 2008, 9:40 pm, #18803
She is awesome beyond belief.
Ben Dover - September 3, 2008, 11:19 am, #18653
These are the women who really deserve "Mother of the Year" awards.
yer mom - August 29, 2008, 4:45 pm, #17606
awesome mom!!
r - August 17, 2008, 11:52 am, #15000
this happened to a girl in my neighbor hood. we drove past that place like five times laughing at her
TigerKid - June 30, 2008, 10:33 pm, #7715
Tough love done right. The fact she stays next to him almost brought a tear to my eye.
J - June 23, 2008, 12:49 am, #6721
No kidding. This mom is awesome.


WAR - One of the only places on Earth where you meet heroes daily. Be nice to everyone you talk to; You might not get to say "Thank-You" or "Good-Bye" later on.




ADVERTISING -


TAGS: maybe not good advertising wytch
Rating: 4.07/5

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Cyberhagen - August 31, 2011, 4:58 pm, #223766
Snaaap! I didn't get it at first. Ouch.


NINJA RACCOONS -


TAGS: raccoons ninjas yuppie skiers good idea
Rating: 3.63/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Bah - December 6, 2009, 12:58 pm, #143191
...if only...


DEMONS -




RIDICULOUS - My servant keeps saying I don't treat her like a wife.




CEREAL KILLERS -


TAGS: this one goes out to all you spelling nazis out there that don t understand a good joke when they read one
Rating: 3.23/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

MO - October 10, 2009, 11:28 pm, #125653
Me? I like the sticky puns.....mmmmmm
Claire - October 10, 2009, 11:01 pm, #125648
I love the puns. 5
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 10:16 pm, #84428
thanks guys...it's beer time!
Chopperliscious - June 5, 2009, 10:02 pm, #84424
Nice play on words and concepts. 5.
agdaniele - June 5, 2009, 9:57 pm, #84422
This is a great work of original motifake art, boosted by it's simplicity.
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 9:51 pm, #84418
Mucho thanks moooooooooooooooooooooo
moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 5, 2009, 8:11 pm, #84366
I thought it was pretty good.
BoneCD - June 5, 2009, 6:56 pm, #84340
Don't expect everyone to get it...sorry you feel that way
D00D - June 5, 2009, 6:40 pm, #84339
extreme fail


THE TRUTH: - Well-behaved women Seldom Make history.


TAGS: woman history good proper
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by PinkPomeranian

PinkPomeranian - January 31, 2012, 3:21 pm, #228542
@tellitikeitis, that's true, but just because a woman is honest and beautiful doesn't mean they behaved well.
PinkPomeranian - January 31, 2012, 3:19 pm, #228540
Haha, thanks.
Reality Lord - January 31, 2012, 7:43 am, #228525

YAY!!!! first poster off to a great start. keep it up pick...nice :)
tellitlikeitis - January 30, 2012, 11:20 pm, #228514
True, but honest pure beauty is never forgotten...
PinkPomeranian - January 30, 2012, 8:48 pm, #228491
Haha thats SO true. & thanks! :D
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:21 pm, #228489
now the REAL truth : women seldom make history at all :) jes kidding with you, great p5ster


BLESS ME FATHER - For I Have Farted !!


TAGS: confession it s good for the soul bless fart
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by MustyK

sasquatch76 - February 14, 2010, 4:51 pm, #158053
Fart jokes never cease to be funny...5 from me.


SOLUTION -




Tuco - The Original Gangsta -


TAGS: good bad ugly tuco sidegrip
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

BobbEdwards - September 21, 2013, 11:07 pm, #249895
Eli Wallach is still alive, too. He'll be 98 in December!
GaryO - August 8, 2013, 5:46 pm, #248464
Bingo!
curlyrocks - August 8, 2013, 2:56 pm, #248462
Awesome BE, simply awesome.


OFFICE POLITICS #14 - The reward for good work is more work.




TIME - Why does it take a minute to say hello and forever to say goodbye?


TAGS: time minute hello goodbye forever
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Uthon

Iconoclast - April 16, 2012, 9:25 pm, #233450
Because HELLO is a start, while GOODBYE is an ending, maybe forever
dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 3:38 pm, #233400
question by ***yrabbit 7/8/2008 @www.answerbag.com


INTERNET ADDICTION - Give a person a fish and they eat for a day; Give that person the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.


TAGS: come on baby gimme a little bandwidth just a bit of the good stuff
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

zammuelist - February 21, 2010, 6:29 pm, #159877
but never give him a fishing rod, he'll poke your eye out
TheTrashHeap - February 21, 2010, 5:28 pm, #159846
Thanks Guys!
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 5:27 pm, #159843
Great job TTH.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 21, 2010, 4:37 pm, #159806
Good one Trash...5L
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 4:19 pm, #159799
Genius. 5L


OPPORTUNIES -




MATURITY -


TAGS: feel good inc
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

Faceplant31 - March 11, 2010, 11:35 am, #163874
Fav'd 5L! Lesterman you have upped your game in a very big way the past couple of weeks! Keep it up.
phydeaux - March 11, 2010, 11:29 am, #163871
Is that offset with S.H.I.T. - Special High Intensity Training?


BASIC - It's all good.


TAGS: marines basic training army good
Rating: 3/5

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Zed - November 13, 2009, 4:11 pm, #136312
Gee, thanks Todd, for bringing back *THOSE* memories...


ANIMALS -


TAGS: ronnie snow unconditional love is the only good hammy
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

motinet - November 9, 2010, 9:49 am, #202038

moderator sign FIXED for good now, I think
culos - November 9, 2010, 9:22 am, #202032
After they read the Mo+ Limerick they removed it on purpose.... (#121009)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2010, 9:15 am, #202030
Hey WTF?.....I thought we got that fixed yesterday.
forseti - November 9, 2010, 9:15 am, #202029
Mo²² misses his moderator-sign ;)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2010, 9:15 am, #202028
I got stuck with a smiley...all better now.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2010, 9:14 am, #202027
Fixed....woohoo!
Hawamleh - November 9, 2010, 9:14 am, #202026
What Is It Moo
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2010, 9:12 am, #202025
Ahhhhhh...avatar hell!!!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 9, 2010, 9:11 am, #202024
mooooo test
Hawamleh - November 9, 2010, 9:07 am, #202023
wow You Really Are The Biggest Gentleman On Here, You Can Disrespect All you Wnat, We're A Family Here :D
Haarakkon - November 9, 2010, 8:49 am, #202022
No, I know it's not. No disrespect intended, Ham, I was only making a reference to that icon.
Hawamleh - November 9, 2010, 8:35 am, #202020
Thanks, and haar this is not the hitman monkey pic, ill pm you that one :D
Haarakkon - November 9, 2010, 8:28 am, #202018
Hitman Monkey!
agdaniele - November 9, 2010, 8:17 am, #202017
Simply perfect.


IN THE WORDS OF NEIL GAIMEN -


TAGS: good omens fantastic book quote
Rating: 4.33/5

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GySgt1811 - March 11, 2011, 2:17 am, #214023
If you see him, spit in his eye for me...


HUMANITY -


TAGS: good deed punished greed hammy
Rating: 4.16/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - December 7, 2010, 6:54 am, #205912
I love it too, it just says so much
CANADA - December 6, 2010, 11:21 pm, #205887
I love that picture its my desktop


SUCCESS -


TAGS: feel good inc
Rating: 4.11/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

Dude 4515 - March 11, 2010, 12:45 pm, #163882
the delicious conundrum of a motivational poster saying success is achieved by IGNORING motivational posters, an a demotivational way. BRILLIANT! 5L!
phydeaux - March 11, 2010, 11:27 am, #163869
But...but...but...I like goofing off at work....


DESTINY -




SILENT -


TAGS: feel good inc
Rating: 4.47/5

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lesterinside - March 14, 2010, 10:58 pm, #164871
Ok, i was only kidding. Lmao. Just a piece of advice, Try to LISTEN, not everybody enjoys your loud comments OK, being SILENT could work wonders for you. I hope you are old enough to realize that. Have peace in your heart and a very nice day, my friend.
lesterinside - March 14, 2010, 10:12 pm, #164853
yes treehodger. are you aware that race car spelled backwards is race car? better watch left and right before crossing the street. you might get hit by one.
Treehodger - March 14, 2010, 9:40 pm, #164847
Nice. Kind of old, but some people don't realize it. Did you know "Strap on" spelled backwards is "No parts"?
John R - March 13, 2010, 8:47 pm, #164488
It's funny, BECAUSE it's true.. 5 big cats..
spacedog - March 12, 2010, 6:20 pm, #164107
Wonderful poster Lester, 5Ls.
phydeaux - March 12, 2010, 11:10 am, #164049
out freaking standing Sir! 5L!
GreyScorpion - March 12, 2010, 10:16 am, #164038
Gold!! 5L


YOU'LL ALWAYS HAVE A SPECIAL PLACE - in my heart . Now that place has padded walls, bars on the doors and windows. Oh, I have the only key!




GOOD VS EVIL - You know who you're supposed to root for, but sometimes the other side is just cooler.




HOT FUZZ - It's All For The Greater Good


TAGS: h** fuzz simon skinner great good the the greater good
Rating: 2.62/5
Guut - May 20, 2009, 12:40 am, #81008
That Somerfield, I've been there. :D


BAD THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE #2 - The frisbee in the Canyon




CENSORSHIP - The worst thing about censorship is [removed by censorship dept]


TAGS: d*** it was good too
Rating: 4.79/5

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THE WORLD IS AMSOME -




I PLAYED GOLF TODAY -




WOMEN -


TAGS: life time good taken reserved reason wrong fail bed beauty brunette white dress murphy law quote
Rating: 3.17/5

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HallieMarie - September 23, 2012, 6:55 pm, #239339
It's all about timing. Some of the good ones will realize they are with jerks and become single again.. but not for very long.


good cops -


TAGS: most cops are good cops
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - December 7, 2014, 4:58 pm, #258615
Thanks, Edge!
Thedge - December 7, 2014, 4:05 pm, #258607
Good point to mention, Mizzy. Hope the media grabs it. 5L
mizzdizz - December 6, 2014, 11:25 pm, #258579
Thanks G. O,! Just wondering, is the capital O stand for a pleasurable moment? LOL! Life's more fun when you have a dirty mind! Hope that wasn't offensive!
GaryO - December 6, 2014, 7:52 am, #258565
excellent
mizzdizz - December 6, 2014, 2:15 am, #258559
Thanks, crazy monkey!
5150monkeylove - December 6, 2014, 1:40 am, #258556
This is awesome!


SCHOOL EVACUATION SIGN - FIRE!!!


TAGS: good advice
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by ughomer

ughomer - January 6, 2013, 11:56 am, #242225
Got that right, Mao!
maoworks2 - January 6, 2013, 11:21 am, #242222
Wow You Can Tell We;re In New Timess.


I FEEL FOR YOU -


TAGS: good old forlorned gary
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by Greeny

GaryO - August 2, 2012, 8:16 am, #237967
Bourbon???!! I wouldn’t offer that to my neighbor’s cat. Now Scotch…might be….wait….Gin! Mix the sap of the sloe with raw prune juice…and alka seltzer…and a dash of sriracha…now we got a furry pooper….or fiery pooper. BRB
fatelvis - August 1, 2012, 10:49 pm, #237964
Bourbon and prune juice?
GaryO - August 1, 2012, 10:36 pm, #237963
A quadruped’s dream….or the name of a drink I just invented
steve1961 - August 1, 2012, 10:11 pm, #237962
What the heck is a furry pooper? I mean i can guess but i think if anyone has one they should see their proctologist or veterinarian pronto!
GaryO - August 1, 2012, 9:16 pm, #237960
Plausible, plausible…..you realize I just called an engineer a pyorrhea instead of a pariah just a few hours ago?.......there will be no more attempts at credible verse today….quick somebody gimme a furry pooper…
MissPriss - August 1, 2012, 7:40 pm, #237955
Edit? I thought you were trying to sneak by the cenorship b***on. FYI Gary - use as a plausible excuse! Nice nose pic!
Greeny - August 1, 2012, 6:58 pm, #237952
It's OK Gary; I too can't get up off the porch all that fast anymore...
GaryO - August 1, 2012, 9:03 am, #237944
Nos?…what’s a ‘nos’ Gary,…and ‘virging’??….who are you, Popeye?…note to self: Edit….especially at 6AM…geeezus…sorry Greeny, I’m in need of a mental enema.
GaryO - August 1, 2012, 8:59 am, #237943
A woof, for the memories….because I can’t.....nice nos on that bich, BTW...prolly a virging in the hind end sniffing dept.


NOT ALL GOOD THINGS IN LIFE ARE FREE - Luckily, beer is easily affordable


TAGS: beer is so good
Rating: 4.56/5

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maoworks2 - July 13, 2012, 5:48 pm, #237226
Think Again My Friend?


ALCOHOL -




MY FATHER -


TAGS: father good bad grave death
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Rick69

carebear - March 13, 2012, 5:48 pm, #231241
(carebear BANNED)
Rick69 - March 13, 2012, 5:27 pm, #231239
Interesting take you have there... I was think more along the lines of "work" but, of course, everything is open to interpretations...
carebear - March 12, 2012, 10:18 pm, #231186
(carebear BANNED)


SOME FRIENDS -


TAGS: it s like veggies humor only i had a good childhood
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

MO - January 13, 2010, 12:24 pm, #152612
RDSLMAO!! Thank jeebus I wasn't drinking anything when I read that.
BoneCD - January 13, 2010, 7:29 am, #152580
Thanks Goat...appreciate that.
The Goat - January 13, 2010, 3:16 am, #152573
This has got to be the best of 2010 so far!
BoneCD - January 12, 2010, 11:50 pm, #152555
Thanks guys
spacedog - January 12, 2010, 10:38 pm, #152538
Wicked and excellent Bone, 5Ls.
Faceplant31 - January 12, 2010, 9:31 pm, #152525
Amsome, another great one Bone!


IF I COULD HAVE ONLY ONE WISH - THEN I WANT THIS MOUNTED IN MY TRUCK AND THE ADDRESS OF ALL THE PEOPLE I HATE FOR A LITTLE "DRIVE BY" ACTION


TAGS: a good loader a good driver and lots of time as well as the address of every single person i hate and i hate an awfu lot of people
Rating: 3.71/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 3:19 pm, #170939
Got my eye on a used Army 5 ton...I think it could handle it.
phydeaux - April 12, 2010, 2:48 pm, #170928
Thanks RS. I was gonna say....sheesh.
R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 10:28 am, #170889
Duh....Get a bigger truck!
Cyrenius - April 12, 2010, 8:21 am, #170885
If this will be on your truck your suspensions would break


THE WORKING TITLE - was 'The, Good, The Bad & The Ugly' but aparently Oprah wasn't available !!




I'M GOOD TO GO! - They make gear in XXXXXL


TAGS: good to go
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by Stonewall



WHY NOT? - You would flush a gold fish down the toilet, right?


TAGS: saying good bye to pooooo kums twice
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by pieman

pieman - May 14, 2010, 1:41 pm, #176007
Pies are universal. Mincemeat, catmeat. It's all the same.
R.S.Jake - May 14, 2010, 1:30 pm, #176004
Pieman, Orange is definately your color!


GUINNESS - The Soup of Beers


TAGS: so good you have to drink it with a spoon
Rating: 3.21/5

More motifakes by moooooooooooo

Todd Snyder - September 6, 2009, 11:47 pm, #115656
Funny - 5 lions 4 u.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 12:39 pm, #86917
This is motifake... only providing fake motivation. If a picture of Guinness compels you to do anything, much less come to Lee's Liquor store with me at 9:30am.... well, then.... ok, I'll be back soon.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 3:41 am, #86848
loooooooooooooooooooook at my motifake. It compels youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu


THANKSGIVING -


TAGS: life time day celebration joke smart hidden turkey november good bad led zeppelin album 1969
Rating: 2.75/5

More motifakes by giulio

rockntractor - November 27, 2009, 11:53 pm, #140638
Now that's hilarious!


BEER GOGGLES -




YOU ARE MOST WELCOM -


TAGS: good luck
Rating: 4.88/5

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REMORSE -


TAGS: feeling bad over something good
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - May 5, 2012, 11:28 am, #234212

Thanks!~~
dy2012 - May 5, 2012, 1:53 am, #234191
nice


ROUTINE -


TAGS: bad seems good sad hammy
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - November 21, 2010, 2:08 pm, #203269
hmm Ill think about it, thanks airman.
Airman - November 18, 2010, 5:54 pm, #202992
nice. You should make your little box guy into your avatar!
spacedog - November 18, 2010, 5:31 pm, #202991
5L
Hawamleh - November 18, 2010, 9:41 am, #202963
thanks guys
5150monkeylove - November 18, 2010, 12:47 am, #202945
I love your little box guy!
Reality Lord - November 17, 2010, 11:39 pm, #202935

5L dude. another of yours fav'd. it kinda leaves me suicidal....nice.


TAKE THE PLUNGE -




THE AIRMANS CREED -


TAGS: airman tribute looking good
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

FSUninja777 - January 26, 2011, 4:48 pm, #210888
Para Jumpers are the toughest (physically speaking) form of airmen, at least in the U.S. My Ranger buddy lol'd and told me to call them the chairforce. e_e
Airman - June 29, 2010, 10:47 am, #182428
pretty classy looking poster for a low life subject. Almost looks like a Ron motifake. Thanks Ice. I have to go check the mirror now


A DIFFICULT LIE -




POWER OVERWHELMING -


TAGS: feel good inc good night motifake dear lord if you can t make me a better boy don t worry about it i m having a real good time like i am
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by lesterinside

Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 2:48 am, #169050
Hey Lester
lesterinside - April 3, 2010, 2:46 am, #169049
Wow, what a nice day. Hello everyone. Hi Pro/Sean. Wow, my pet snail is emotionally stuck.
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:48 am, #169037
Um, it'll be worth it. That was the greatest quote ever. I'm not even exaggerating. "God I love snails way." Say it with me... No, but seriously, it's probably the greatest quote I've ever read.
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:43 am, #169036
oh, double shoot!
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:43 am, #169035
I won't be mad, but my army of highly trained attack snails may just slowly track you down and avenge my honour. Unless you can somehow distract them with a head of lettuce. Shoot I probably should not have said that last par
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:33 am, #169034
Okay, but just promise you won't get mad if one day I decide to make a poster with the caption: "God I love snails way" -Sean
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:27 am, #169032
Heyyyyyyyy. Dont houmer me you bassstard. *burrrrp hickup*
Produceman117 - April 3, 2010, 12:23 am, #169030
Heh, heh... okay Sean.
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:20 am, #169029
OK I'm not nearly as drunk as that previous comment suggests.
Sean - April 3, 2010, 12:14 am, #169027
Not a Motifake. Just a wonderful poster. God I love snails way. Slugs, not so much. Homeless bastards! Though Doug and the Slugs rule.
forseti - April 2, 2010, 8:28 pm, #168929
Have a look at this: http://www.picdumps.com/pics/351/25.jpg
rerun - April 2, 2010, 2:12 pm, #168883

Lester, just when I think you cannot do any better, you hit it out of the park again.
lesterinside - April 2, 2010, 1:45 pm, #168879
No, that's my pet. LOL
forseti - April 2, 2010, 1:41 pm, #168877
this french guy will eat the snail, won't he?!? 5L


THERE YOU GO -


TAGS: feel good inc
Rating: 4.26/5

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Sean - March 23, 2010, 8:09 pm, #166543
Great. Had to 2L it out of spite and raging insecurity. Hope you understand.
spacedog - March 23, 2010, 5:48 pm, #166517
5Ls.
CANADA - March 23, 2010, 1:17 pm, #166462
Love it!


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